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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2386

FloppyBedWetter (30ish) seeks likeminded individuals (Maniacs) for arbitrary assaults, killing all before us (or at least to dying in as amusing manner as possible).

I have recently started playing (that is my excuse for dying too much and I am sticking to it) and after a few sessions of play I can say with some certainty that this game is best enjoyed with friends; so I would like to join the GREATEST Outfit on the Ceres server (that and brainwipe told me to).

My gaming background is quite large, although mostly solo or in small groups of good friends (due to random groups usually ending up being populated with morons who seem to enjoy being idiots a little too much). I am seriously hoping joining the Maniacs (should you be gracious enough to accept me) will save me from ending up in similar situations in PlanetSide 2.

Thank you for your consideration … (now all I have to do is work out how to get ‘Hot Tamale’ out of my head)
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2387

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:) Did the same error, lisend too Hot, hot , tomale.... you simply cant get it out of your head...
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Freedom doesn't come cheap.I am a Soldier,I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2391

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I can say that FloppyBedWetter (which is a terrible character name) is definitely:

1. One of the people I've met in real life.
2. Larger than any of the other people I've met in real life.
3. Not one of the voices in my head.
My low K/D is not because I'm a shit player, it's because I'm a shit medic.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2434

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2. Larger than any of the other people I've met in real life.

Exactly HOW big is he?

300kg?
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2438

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Pics or it did not happen!
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2443

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HIGHCommanderJack wrote:
2. Larger than any of the other people I've met in real life.

Exactly HOW big is he?

300kg?


more like 20 inches
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ahahaha, nice!
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2461

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He's not made to the same scale as the rest of us, he's like Goliath's Big Brother. Except not 2100 years old. Or fictional.
My low K/D is not because I'm a shit player, it's because I'm a shit medic.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2465

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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2468

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@Floppy - Spikor has found your profile pic, mate! :woohoo:
My low K/D is not because I'm a shit player, it's because I'm a shit medic.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2595

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Hello there FBW and welcome to our forums.

That was a quite entertaining application you wrote there. I guess you are a creative person in real life, much like your friend Brainwipe.

My question to you is how dedicated will you be in this game? I can only see, maybe the stas are wrong here, that you have only played 7 hours in 3 months. You seem to be doing fairly well considering the small amount of hours you have put into the game, so you should really consider playing some more if you enjoy it.

So what you should do now is to add some more people to your friends list so that we can invite you or so that you can ask for an invite when you are online. Also check the squads and see if there are any MACS squads open for you to instantly join.

I hope to see you ingame soon.

Take care big fella!
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2600

My stats are a little misleading, PS-Universe is refusing to update them ...

It is true that until this weekend I only had a level 7 ... if only there was a way to show some kind of commitment :unsure: oh yeah ... then I bought a 6 month sub and the heroic 6 month boost and played like mad over the weekend (well not as madly as I would have liked but I did have some RL commitments that took over most of my weekend), finishing around level 22.

The only reason I had not done much since first trying out he game, was that I tend to commit to a single game and try to get the most out of it ... I am now committed to this for (6 months :woohoo:) and I am really hoping to have a blast.

I will however take your advice and regarding friends and hope to see you all online soon.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #2666

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It's also worth pointing out that FBW's computer is so powerful it plugs into the sun. It drains energy directly from it by way of a thick cable. If he gamed a lot in the winter, the sun would not have enough power to heat Norther Europe. Not so bad in the UK because we can be heated from the heat given off by government surveillance systems but think of the poor Scandanavians, they'd be dead for sure!

Some of that might not be entirely true.
My low K/D is not because I'm a shit player, it's because I'm a shit medic.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #3069

To date I have mostly been playing and engineer, supporting others has been fun, but now I need to start improving my K\D score ... which so far has proven tricky as an engineer since in 1-on-1 combat I always seem to lose. Support has worked well to harvest XP in random zerg groups, but when rolling with the MACS it has proven to be less effective (due to lower numbers of people needing support and what seems to be a great excess of engineers).

So I was thinking the next step would be equipping and upgrading my MAX abilities, probably starting with a scatter MAX and going from there. Does this seem like a good start?

Then I think I will probably play with either my Liberator or Galaxy (I quite like the idea of being a Galaxy pilot). Do the MACS need another Galaxy pilot? I was thinking there really isn't much point improving it if it wasn't going to be used much.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #3078

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you can take 1 on 1 with an engi pretty good. you just have to aim for the head :D
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #3086

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FloppyBedWetter wrote:
So I was thinking the next step would be equipping and upgrading my MAX abilities, probably starting with a scatter MAX and going from there. Does this seem like a good start?

Then I think I will probably play with either my Liberator or Galaxy (I quite like the idea of being a Galaxy pilot). Do the MACS need another Galaxy pilot? I was thinking there really isn't much point improving it if it wasn't going to be used much.


Scatter MAx is awesome, but you better get saving your certs. You need a second scattor gun and you 100% need extended maxazines for both, that is 2000 certs right there. You can bye the scattorgun if you have some SC to help with the cost a little. As for hacksaws vs scattorgun, its really preference but it is important that you have the same gun on each arm for consistency i think. The defense slot is not important but getting some flack armour helps a little or nano regen is nice, but C4 is still gonna **** you up either way :-(.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #3087

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i wouldnt worry about your KD, i certainly don't judge someone on their kill death ratio. i judge a player on their merits on the battlefield, i'm far more likely to appreciate someone healing/rezzing fallen members or supplying ammo and heals to vehicles than their ability to kill effectively. just do your thing ^_^

also, as smithay mentioned, scattermaxes are a big investment for an admittedly fun, but fairly infrequent use. They mow fools down in a bio lab, but have little use elsewhere save for bases like Ti Alloys.

if you've upgraded your membership and bought the 6 month xp boost, you will soon be drowning in certs, focus them on improving your favourite role's abilities (medic or engy gun etc)

Also, there are never too many engineers =D just listen to JackHerrer bellowing for them every night, we always need more!

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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 4 months ago #3104

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Can we have Floppy into the MACS now? He's been fighting (engineering) with us most nights for over a week. Does he need to be a bit more noisy to get noticed?
My low K/D is not because I'm a shit player, it's because I'm a shit medic.
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Single gamer seeks Outfit for good times 4 years 3 months ago #3111

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Thumbs up for the good humor!

I my book that is way more important than skill or equipment.






(or maybe that is just how I try to legitimate my own mediocre performance ;))
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